JOSE' GIFT TO ARSEN WENGER

My football club is Enyimba International of Aba, Nigeria. I love good football, so I settled down yesterday as Stamford Bridge, London was to witness a celebration of The Gunners Manager, Arsen Wenger's 1000th appearance. The Gunners (is i...See More Photo: My football club is Enyimba International of Aba, Nigeria. I love good football, so I settled down yesterday as Stamford Bridge, London was to witness a celebration of The Gunners Manager, Arsen Wenger's 1000th appearance. The Gunners (is it Gonners) loaded their arsenal into the pitch to give their veteran Manager a booming salute. Jose, from the blast of the whistle, turned out to be a "good" host! Suddenly, the weather turned blue within three minutes as the "Bridge Boys" shook the bridge with a deafening "boom" from the "Bakassi" boy, E'too who simply amplified the sound of his name! The Gunners felt ashamed (?) for haven brought all weapons in their armoury to blow the bridge, but the bomb and guns refused to detonate. Meanwhile Jose the host said "no worries, if your guns can't shoot, I will still 'celebrate' you". "Afterall, we are good neighbours", he seemed to say. Chamberlain the gunner who attepted to use bare hands to catch a bullet hid behind his team mate for fear of reprimand. In a "rage", the "Master of Ceremonies" spotted Chamberlain's twin brother and gave him a matching order to go look for his "brother". At the end of 90 minutes of "celebrations", the sky remained blue and the hosts celebrated Wenger with six (6) gun salutes!!!! It was a "celebration" Arsen Wenger will keep in his memory (forever?).